August 21st, 2006 5:42pm by rusty-halo | 3 Comments »
Some thoughts on what I’ve been watching and reading lately.
( Sharpe’s Eagle, the book )
( a bunch of Robert Downey, Jr. movies, starting with U.S. Marshals )
( Air America )
( Home for the Holidays )
* And then the weekend before, I watched “The Pick-Up Artist” and “Two Girls and a Guy.” I’m going to discuss these together, because they’ve got the same writer/director and one is basically a more grown-up remake of the other.
These are both bad movies. “The Pick-Up Artist” is the strangest melding of 80s romantic comedy and mafia caper that I’ve ever seen. There was one part in particular, where Downey is off flirting with Molly Ringwald right after bringing her father to a casino filled with bunches of thugs to whom he owes money. I couldn’t possibly focus on the romance while thinking “Dude, those guys could be beating the crap out of her dad right now!” There was no sense of urgency, and the pacing was really weird.
I actually liked Molly Ringwald’s character, though (what happened to her? When I saw her in “The Stand” she couldn’t act at all, but here she was decent.) Her character was more complex than your usual “dream girl” type heroine; she was a competent and intelligent young woman who’d been betrayed one too many times and wasn’t interested in opening up romantically to a guy. Even to a hottie like young Robert Downey, Jr. (here billed as “Robert Downey” and with an adorable gap in his teeth that I really wish he’d kept).
Of course, she had to fail so that Downey could swoop in, save her dad, and woo her away. Typical. And also, how in the world did he manage to mistake Dennis Hopper for her boyfriend instead of her father? The film really had so many elements that just didn’t make sense, as if the script had been half written and then they just decided to film it without finishing.
It does have quite an interesting cast, though; nearly every little role was recognizable from somewhere (that chick from SNL, that guy from The Sopranos, Vanessa Williams, Dennis Hopper, the pizza guy from “Do the Right Thing,” etc.)
( Two Girls and a Guy )
* And finally, “Heart and Souls,” which I actually have on a VHS tape from when I was a little kid. I remember seeing this in the theater and crying throughout the entire thing; no matter how often I’d watch it at home, I ended up crying on each repeat viewing. (With the kid being abandoned, and the people trying to resolve their tragic lives, and there never being enough time, blah blah blah.) I was curious to see if it would still affect my older and more cynical self, and to my relief I found myself rolling my eyes instead of tearing up.
This is another bad movie, ridden with cliches and utterly transparent emotional manipulation. However, Downey is a true redeeming virtue in this one, and is the reason why I still have the video tape after all these years. His character gets possessed by the spirits of four very different ghosts who’ve been stalking him since childhood (the utter violation of this is never acknowledged within the text! Because he’s a business man “cut off from his emotions” it’s acceptable for them to take over his body and use it for their own ends, thoroughly fucking up his life in the process?!).
Anyway, but the point of this very offensive nonsense is that Downey gets a chance for some great acting. He gets possessed by a tough mom (Alfre Woodard), a sweet romantic young woman (Kyra Sedgwick), a shy wanna-be opera singer (Charles Grodin), and a 50s-style petty-crook-with-a-heart-of-gold (Tom Sizemore). Downey is so good at impersonating these people that you almost forget that it’s the same person behind all these roles; his actual character has very little screentime compared to his-character-possessed-by-each-ghost. Also, he sings a lot.
So, yeah, very bad movie, but worth watching for his performance. Which is true of most of these, actually, except probably “U.S. Marshals” and “Two Girls and a Guy,” which are pretty much irredeemable.
Now, why aren’t “Chaplin” and “Ally McBeal” available on Netflix!?
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