Buffy Quote Meme
My entire friendslist has been swarmed with Buffy quotes. So, okay, here’s my favorite line of the series:
“Timothy Dalton should win an Oscar and beat Sean Connery over the head with it!”
- Andrew to Warren in “Life Serial”
This was funny the first time because of the outraged and sincere way Andrew says it, plus, dude, Timothy Dalton??? And it’s funnier now because after seeing most of the Bond films, Timothy Dalton surprised the hell out of me and might actually be my favorite Bond.
Second place would be the whole Spike/Joyce hot chocolate scene in “Lovers Walk”:
Tags: buffy the vampire slayer, memesThe kitchen at the Summers house. Joyce picks up the teakettle from the stove and takes it over to the island, where she pours some into a cup for Spike to make hot chocolate.
Spike: So I’m strolling through the park, looking for a meal, and I happen to walk by, and she’s making out with the chaos demon! And so I said, ‘You know, I don’t have to put up with this.’ And she said, ‘Fine!’ So I said, ‘Fine, do whatever you like!’ I mean, I thought we were going to make up, you know.
Joyce: (sits across from him) Well, she sounds very unreasonable.
Spike: She is. She’s out of her mind. (sniffs) That’s what I miss most about her. (smiles)
Joyce: Well, Spike, sometimes even when two people seem right for each other, their lives just take different paths. When Buffy’s father and I…
Spike: (interrupts) No, this is different. Our love was eternal. Literally. (calms down) You got any of those little marshmallows?

6 Responses to “Buffy Quote Meme”
trepkos on September 18, 2008 4:08 pm | Link
Timothy Dalton is one of the best Bonds, if not the best - most like the books I thought.
That’s a fabulous scene you picked too.
“Very unreasonable”! Hah! the understatement!
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rusty-halo on September 18, 2008 10:13 pm | Link
I really liked Dalton’s vulnerability. He gave Bond a rough edge but tempered it with more emotion than any of the Bonds before him. I really like Connery too, but in a totally different way; Connery’s like a cartoon, where as Dalton felt like a real person. (Craig is really good too, similar to Dalton, but I think I like Dalton better!)
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a_white_rain on September 18, 2008 4:35 pm | Link
OMG LOVER’S WALK. Spike actually made Joyce likable to me.
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rusty-halo on September 18, 2008 10:15 pm | Link
That scene amuses me in particular not just because of the hilarity of an evil vampire getting along so well with a suburban mom, but because Joyce in that scene is a DEAD RINGER for my mom. Literally every word she says, my mom would’ve been saying in that situation.
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lounge_lily on September 19, 2008 9:24 am | Link
I love the Dalton quote! Andrew and I are on the same page with this one.
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rusty-halo on September 19, 2008 4:52 pm | Link
I love Dalton and Connery in very different ways, but I’m definitely sympathetic to Andrew’s position. (And I think, hmm, Dalton and Craig are the only Bonds that aren’t really offensively sexist, as far as I can remember. Which is another point in Dalton’s favor! [Craig I like pretty well, but something’s off about him.])
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